HOW TO TELL A LIE.

How to tell a lie.

Have anyone ever told you something very believable only to find out it was a lie? Or do you always wonder why our politicians feed us with lies and we believe them?  That's because they have mastered the act of lying so well that they can do it again and again without getting caught.
Have you ever been in dire situation where you just wish you could tell a good lie?  Welcome on board as I am going to be teaching you the basic steps in telling a good lie.

Firstly, Look for a quiet place.

Except you are faced with impromptu situations where you just have to spit out whatever, the best thing  to do is to go to a quiet place, preferably a toilet with mirror or you could use your phone's selfie camera.

Secondly,  Take deep breaths.

You know when you want to sing and your choir mistress tell you to take in deep breaths. Yes like that. Breath in, breath out for like 10 seconds that way it regulates your breathing, calms your nerves and also regulate your voice pitch.

Thirdly, Look into the mirror.

Or alternatively, your selfie camera. Practice a very normal face. Sometimes when you attempt a lie, your facial expressions gives you away very quickly. But now your breathing and voice is regulated so your facial expression should be normal too. So keep practicing until you are good at maintaining a straight face.

Fourthly,  Do not divert eye contact.

Gaze into the mirror for 30 seconds and make sure your pupils is looking directly at it. Of course you can blink. Trust me even when facing an interrogator,he is looking directly at your pupils for any weird movements so practice gazing for a long time.

Furthermore, Exercise your palms.

Our hands tend to give us away when lying very quickly like a reflex action. Practice keeping your hands in a resting position.

In addition, Do a little exercise.

Let all the tension out. Jog, jog, jog and jog for over a minute,it relaxes your body so you don't start shaking or being uneasy when it's time to lie.

Also, Reply confidently with a question when accused.

For example.
Person: why didn't you attend the service?
You: (Regulated breathing, direct eye contact, low pitched voice, steady position) How do you mean?  I was at the service today. Didn't you see me?
Those questions will make the person rethink and except you are the type that joke a lot, he or she won't notice it is a lie and eventually dispose off the thought.

Finally, ask for an apology.

After being accused and you've given your very smooth lie, demand an apology. Example
Person: Oh I didn't see you. I thought you did not come.
You: I did come and I deserve an apology for this.
Person: Oh please do not be annoyed, I did not mean to scold you like that.
Simple and short! But remember the Devil is the father of all liars so you might want to have a rethink before telling that smooth lie!